Cohabitation is a smack in the face …
… Working in real estate affords me a candid peek into different types of living arrangements, many of which are considered unconventional. You’d think I’d be used to some things having been in this...
View ArticleI Hate Flowers…
… I hate flowers. Specifically, I hate those overpriced bouquets that professional florists sell. You know the ones that costs a hundred dollars and look about as natural as a Thomas Kinkade painting....
View ArticleWhatsamatta, St. Ann? You got selective hearing?
… Look. I’m writing about something that has nothing to do with dieting. Be amazed. So here’s a happy story about a woman who prayed to St. Ann and got herself a man. Not just any man… a Swiss Guard....
View ArticleI don’t do earth day…
I will never understand how people can weep over a “dead” tree and then celebrate the destruction of human life in the womb. Or how these same uber militant environmentalists think nothing of polluting...
View ArticleHiss. Spit. Growl…
… This is why I hate going to the movies. No scratch that. This is why I hate going out and having to deal with the general public. It’s like no one gives a damn any more. Has everyone completely quit...
View ArticleChupacabra, Alien, or Devil Dog. Just a Typical Evening In Rural North Carolina…
… Have I mentioned lately how hard it is to get adjusted to living in a rural area? There’s the being so secluded no one can hear your screams freaky, the unpredictable and hostile animals freaky, and...
View ArticleHiss. Spit. Growl…
… I would like to take a moment to publicly thank the idiot that shut down an entire interstate during the height of the early morning commuter traffic… for a dead battery. Here, let me make this...
View ArticleM is For “Monday” and “Magnanimous”…
… I hate Mondays. I hate Mondays almost as much as I hate that moment when you realize that you spend more time writing indignant rants on the internet than you do in prayer and you think, gee I suck...
View ArticleLa La La, I Can’t Hear You …
… I’m opting out of papal news for a bit. At least until the new penny shine wears off of Francis and the media realizes, oops, the pope is still Catholic. In the meantime, for your pleasure… NARAL...
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